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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 13, 2004 11:39:28 GMT -5
ok... the number was a little random, i dobt(but it may happen...)that well get to 210 , but....
1.forget to pay back jaba the hutt for a bet.
2.put a few dents in the millenium falcon.
3.start a raucus in mos eisley. (is that spelled right)
ya all know how to do it...
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Post by Trinity on Aug 13, 2004 14:16:26 GMT -5
Oooo, fun!
4. Jump into the mouth of a sarlac
5. Do a swan dive off the edge of Cloud City
6. Go to Darth Sidious for electric shock therapy
7. Pod race with Sebulba
8. Through a dead... frog thing at Sebulba
9. Get thrown in a pit with the Rancor
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 13, 2004 20:51:06 GMT -5
10. Kill Qui-Gonn in fornt of Obi-wan 11. Win playing chess against a wookie 12. Dress up like a sith and run through a jedi temple
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 16, 2004 22:03:45 GMT -5
Ah... the Star Wars 210 in the same spirit as the Ways to die in Middle-earth... great!
13: Be the Emperor and try to zap Vader's son
14: Get zapped by Palpatine
15: Go anywhere with Anakin in a speeder when there's someone out ot get him
16: Walk into an encampment of Sandpeople
17: Get Anakin mad
16: Call Palpatine a dried up old mummy
17: Be on the Death Star at the moment of its destruction
18: Be on the SECOND Death Star at the moment of its destruction
19: Borrow the Falcon from Han and then 'accidentally' destroy it
20: Be vaporized in a space battle
21: Dye Yoda pink
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 17, 2004 9:53:15 GMT -5
22. have a debate with vader
23. call a sith names
24. try to pickpocket a sith
25. try to kill padme in front of anikin
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 18, 2004 20:41:53 GMT -5
Heh heh.
26. Trip and fall over the side whilst you're in the Chancellor's seat in the Senate.
27. Be an admiral in the Executor during ESB
28. Surreptitiously paint a white stripe down the middle of Darth Vader's cape and call him Lord Pepe lePew every time you see him.
29. Start a bowling match on the Executor's bridge. Invite every single crew member you encounter to play. When Darth Vader asks if he can join, explain he needs special bowling shoes.
30. Call Vader "Lord Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few days, until you are calling him "Lord Clyde" all the time. Once he comments on that, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Lord Ralph."
31. Among the Sith, one word: Flatulence!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Aug 20, 2004 15:03:34 GMT -5
32. trip over a gizka on the Ebon Hawk 33. challenge Anakin to any sport involving machines that go to high speeds. 34. plow into the Death Star in an X-wing and go out in a fireball 35. get a large price on your head. 36. mistake a space slug for a cave 37. sniff a Jawa
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 23, 2004 16:00:57 GMT -5
sniff!? whats that about... WHAAAA! I JUST LOST MY BRILLIANT WAY TO GET KILLED! *sticks tounge out ant cy* it all your fault!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Aug 26, 2004 19:18:02 GMT -5
your way?? which one would that be??? and Jawas smell really really bad... love you're smiley, THE.
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lordoffools
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Post by lordoffools on Aug 30, 2004 4:34:17 GMT -5
Walk into a Bounty-hunter's convention, holding a warrant of your arrest-- dead or alive.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 30, 2004 9:20:52 GMT -5
38. LOF did that one but dindnt number it.
39. start petting a very dangerous alien thinking it was cute...
40. if youre a sith, mistake a jedi kushiban as a pet and bring it onto your ship...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 2, 2004 1:32:18 GMT -5
41) Shoot a spitwad at Darth Vader and blame it on the Emperor.
42) Roll down the window while in hyperspace.
43) Tell Yoda he looks like a puppet.
44) Tell Darth Maul that his face paint is smudged.
45) Spread the word that Luke once had a crush on his SISTER! YEEEW!
46) Try to give Chewie his dewormer pill. Or his rabies shot. Or his flea collar.
47) Snicker when Luke takes off Vader's mask and say that he looks like Mr. Potato Head.
48) When your lightsaber won't turn on, examine the place where the laser comes out very closely while repeatedly pushing the button.
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lordoffools
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Post by lordoffools on Sept 4, 2004 2:21:44 GMT -5
49. If said lightsaber STILL won't work, begin your duel anyway.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 12, 2004 18:33:57 GMT -5
((laughs at Maeg's ways))
50: When said lightsaber suddenly begins working in the middle of the duel, jump back, drop it, and scream about the lightsaber-- while the Sith cuts you in half.
51: Tick off the P.G. Faerie
52: Get stabbed in the shoulder during a duel on Sullust whilst in the midst of an angsty parody... but she didn't die... never mind.
53: Miscalculate the hyperspace cordanates, and forever drift in outer space until you crash into a nuetron star.
54: Announce your plans for world domination in front of the Emperor.
55: Accidently call Count Dooku "Saruman"
56: Mention Padmé in front of Tiana.
57: Mention Padmé in front of any of the many Anakin fangirls.
58: Threaten Obi-Wan in front of Jandalf.
59: Have a darkside twin that accidently causes you to turn dark, thereby causing a chain reaction driving you to your death.
60: Cause a paradox by marrying Anakin. (Guilty...)
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Sept 12, 2004 19:14:53 GMT -5
61: Tell a wookie to wear some pants.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Sept 25, 2004 14:19:38 GMT -5
62. Bother fangirls in general (scary subject) 63. in my case, hang out with Mara Jade for to long 64. forget the roads on Coruscant are empty skyways 65. become a high-class Vong "The higher up in rank they are, the less of them there is..."
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 26, 2004 1:17:20 GMT -5
66. become a stormtropper 67. be a random monster like a rancor 68. Be an interplanetary ganster, and chain princess leia up while attempting to kill her brother and her love interest. 69. upset a fan who has a lightsaber or something of equal thwacking power.
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Post by Master Warious on Oct 18, 2004 13:43:51 GMT -5
70. Asking Boba Fett to marry you *He will kill you* 71. Insulting the emperor in front of me when I'm in a bad mood. 72. Insulting the emporer in general. 73. Joining the Rebel alliance and not serving under Wedge Antiliies. 74. Joining the Empire as a Tie pilot not under my command 75. Being Kyp Durron walking into a room full of stormtroopers and shouting, "Admiral Dala!" 76. Asking a Sith lord or lady to marry you.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Oct 30, 2004 13:12:52 GMT -5
77. become corrupted by the Sith sandwich-makers 78. be unable to jump over fast-flowing water 79. get muffinwraith to regenerate Darth Maul 80. (oh! 80!) you could try time traveling, like in the Nabbo RPG. go back and kill your own parents or something.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 2, 2004 14:43:52 GMT -5
81) Try to batter-dip and fry a Calamarian officer. 82) Become a tuscan raider. 83) Freeze Han Solo and use him as a coffee table. 85) Laugh and think that the thermal detonator in the angry bounty hunter's hand is a fake. 86) See what happens when you sprinkle salt on Jabba.
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