Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 18, 2004 20:41:53 GMT -5
26. Trip and fall over the side whilst you're in the Chancellor's seat in the Senate.
27. Be an admiral in the Executor during ESB
28. Surreptitiously paint a white stripe down the middle of Darth Vader's cape and call him Lord Pepe lePew every time you see him.
29. Start a bowling match on the Executor's bridge. Invite every single crew member you encounter to play. When Darth Vader asks if he can join, explain he needs special bowling shoes.
30. Call Vader "Lord Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few days, until you are calling him "Lord Clyde" all the time. Once he comments on that, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Lord Ralph."
32. trip over a gizka on the Ebon Hawk 33. challenge Anakin to any sport involving machines that go to high speeds. 34. plow into the Death Star in an X-wing and go out in a fireball 35. get a large price on your head. 36. mistake a space slug for a cave 37. sniff a Jawa
Post by Cy Otauna on Sept 25, 2004 14:19:38 GMT -5
62. Bother fangirls in general (scary subject) 63. in my case, hang out with Mara Jade for to long 64. forget the roads on Coruscant are empty skyways 65. become a high-class Vong "The higher up in rank they are, the less of them there is..."
Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 26, 2004 1:17:20 GMT -5
66. become a stormtropper 67. be a random monster like a rancor 68. Be an interplanetary ganster, and chain princess leia up while attempting to kill her brother and her love interest. 69. upset a fan who has a lightsaber or something of equal thwacking power.
Post by Master Warious on Oct 18, 2004 13:43:51 GMT -5
70. Asking Boba Fett to marry you *He will kill you* 71. Insulting the emperor in front of me when I'm in a bad mood. 72. Insulting the emporer in general. 73. Joining the Rebel alliance and not serving under Wedge Antiliies. 74. Joining the Empire as a Tie pilot not under my command 75. Being Kyp Durron walking into a room full of stormtroopers and shouting, "Admiral Dala!" 76. Asking a Sith lord or lady to marry you.
77. become corrupted by the Sith sandwich-makers 78. be unable to jump over fast-flowing water 79. get muffinwraith to regenerate Darth Maul 80. (oh! 80!) you could try time traveling, like in the Nabbo RPG. go back and kill your own parents or something.
Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 2, 2004 14:43:52 GMT -5
81) Try to batter-dip and fry a Calamarian officer. 82) Become a tuscan raider. 83) Freeze Han Solo and use him as a coffee table. 85) Laugh and think that the thermal detonator in the angry bounty hunter's hand is a fake. 86) See what happens when you sprinkle salt on Jabba.
I walk the earth, I touch the skies. I am angel, in your eyes. ~El Pendulo