Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 16, 2005 17:24:37 GMT -5
Morgoth- (looks around shiftily before pulling out a clip board and speech) Once upon a time, we co-authors had rights. Of a sort. We had our own thread, our own speech, and were permitted to voice our opinion in many many posts! But no longer! With the upgrading of MEI, we have been forced to fall into a system of degrasion, our rights vanished, and our thread lost to the depths of unused threads! But no more, I say! Make your voice heard, ye co-authors assigned for in the Rules board! Speak up again, and once more RULE THIS BOAR...
Shadow- What are you doing? >stalks up to podium and grabs the rest of his speech<
Morgoth- I am fighting for freedom of speech. If you as a mod wish to protest, you will find yourself the victim of a painful death.
Shadow- You know, if you're set on resurrecting the co-author's rights, you may end up causing Eowyn to resurrect the P.G. Faeire...
Morgoth- >folds arms< I only miss being able to speak, my Master.
Shadow- Why do I get the feeling that was sarcastic?
Shadow- Uhuh. Very well. Have your little thread.
Shadow: But I must warn you, I am going to get another co-author if this nasty business continues. Someone... to keep you under control. >careful, measured smile<
Shadow- You have your terms. If your fellow co-authors will join you, that is...
Morgoth- >bows, cowed< Very well.
Shadow- Wait! How do you SMILE underneath that helmet anyway?!
Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jul 16, 2005 18:01:06 GMT -5
Data: Hello, I am an android. My previous occupation was on the Enterprize, but somehow I ended up as "co-author". How strange... Gollum: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM NO LONGER A CO-AUTHOR! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Then why are you posting as me? AND QUIT IT WITH THE CAPS LOCK THING! ... oops... Gollum: I side with Morgoth! We have been opressed, shoved, stepped on, yelled at, and interupted far to many times! We shall be FREE!!!! Data: Morgoth has a helmet? Gollum: That is irrelevant to the situation! To the topic at hand! What we need is recruits! Agent Vader, Obi-Wan, Gimli, Narrators, revive yourselves from the rut in which you now lie! Data: If I were human I would express the "frightened" emotion. Gollum: FREEDOM!
Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 16, 2005 18:09:48 GMT -5
Morgoth- I have a recruit! Proof is at hand, we have suffered this oppression far too long! Obi-Wan, Anakin, Narrators, Arwen, Padme, Agent Vader and many, many others, REVIVE YOURSELVES FROM THIS ENDLESS RUT! Come back from the shadows, the torment of being unexistant save for the long forgotten posts! Accept this freedom! Join with us and take over...
Morgoth- Er, I mean, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AGAIN! >hugs Gollum<
Shadow- That's it, I'm getting another co-author to keep you in line.
Shadow- HE'S GONE MENTALLY INSANE! CO-AUTHORS, RUN, BEFORE HE TAINTS YOU TOO!
Morpheus: We have come to help free the co-authors from the control of the authors, who I have come to believe are really Agents in disguise. Alias: Hello, Mr. Anderson. Neo: *jumps* Ah! You scared me. I'm going to shoot you. Arnold: He/she/I'll be back. Neo: Whatever. *shoots Alias* Alias: *dyeing* I'll get you, Mr. Anderson! *dyes* Neo: My name is Neo! Morpheus: He/She's already dead. Neo: Snap! *puts gun away*
Last Edit: Jul 21, 2005 21:38:24 GMT -5 by aliasstar