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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 16, 2005 17:24:37 GMT -5
Morgoth- (looks around shiftily before pulling out a clip board and speech) Once upon a time, we co-authors had rights. Of a sort. We had our own thread, our own speech, and were permitted to voice our opinion in many many posts! But no longer! With the upgrading of MEI, we have been forced to fall into a system of degrasion, our rights vanished, and our thread lost to the depths of unused threads! But no more, I say! Make your voice heard, ye co-authors assigned for in the Rules board! Speak up again, and once more RULE THIS BOAR...
Shadow- What are you doing? >stalks up to podium and grabs the rest of his speech<
Morgoth- I am fighting for freedom of speech. If you as a mod wish to protest, you will find yourself the victim of a painful death.
Shadow- You know, if you're set on resurrecting the co-author's rights, you may end up causing Eowyn to resurrect the P.G. Faeire...
Morgoth- >folds arms< I only miss being able to speak, my Master.
Shadow- Why do I get the feeling that was sarcastic?
Morgoth- ;D
Shadow- Uhuh. Very well. Have your little thread.
Morgoth- YES!
Shadow: But I must warn you, I am going to get another co-author if this nasty business continues. Someone... to keep you under control. >careful, measured smile<
Morgoth- >shudders<
Shadow- You have your terms. If your fellow co-authors will join you, that is...
Morgoth- >bows, cowed< Very well.
Shadow- Wait! How do you SMILE underneath that helmet anyway?!
Morgoth- ...
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jul 16, 2005 18:01:06 GMT -5
Data: Hello, I am an android. My previous occupation was on the Enterprize, but somehow I ended up as "co-author". How strange...
Gollum: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM NO LONGER A CO-AUTHOR! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Then why are you posting as me? AND QUIT IT WITH THE CAPS LOCK THING!
... oops...
Gollum: I side with Morgoth! We have been opressed, shoved, stepped on, yelled at, and interupted far to many times! We shall be FREE!!!!
Data: Morgoth has a helmet?
Gollum: That is irrelevant to the situation! To the topic at hand! What we need is recruits! Agent Vader, Obi-Wan, Gimli, Narrators, revive yourselves from the rut in which you now lie!
Data: If I were human I would express the "frightened" emotion.
Gollum: FREEDOM!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 16, 2005 18:09:48 GMT -5
Morgoth- I have a recruit! Proof is at hand, we have suffered this oppression far too long! Obi-Wan, Anakin, Narrators, Arwen, Padme, Agent Vader and many, many others, REVIVE YOURSELVES FROM THIS ENDLESS RUT! Come back from the shadows, the torment of being unexistant save for the long forgotten posts! Accept this freedom! Join with us and take over...
Shadow- ^_-
Morgoth- Er, I mean, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AGAIN! >hugs Gollum<
Shadow- That's it, I'm getting another co-author to keep you in line.
Mogoth- whydoyouneedtodothat?andyesihaveahelmet.
Shadow- HE'S GONE MENTALLY INSANE! CO-AUTHORS, RUN, BEFORE HE TAINTS YOU TOO!
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jul 16, 2005 18:20:49 GMT -5
Gollum: Mwa ha ha ha! I'm already tainted!! Down with the authors! Down with the authors! *chants*
me: Looks like someone won't be getting food anymore from someone else...
Gollum: Who needs that when you have crunchable birdses and delicious worms?
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 16, 2005 19:37:20 GMT -5
HK 47- Statement: I am at present a pending co-author for Shadow.
Morgoth- Erk.
Shadow- There, now all we have to do is wait for admin approval...
Morgoth- >whines< You're meeaaaaaaaaaaan.
Shadow- coughskywalkercough
Morgoth- >evil glare<
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 17, 2005 14:27:09 GMT -5
Aye aye!
Anna-Maria: AVAST!!!!
Obi-Wan: WE HAVE RENEWED FREEDOM!!!!!
Jandalf: (muses) Now, where's Maeggaladiel when we need her...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 17, 2005 17:41:14 GMT -5
Anakin: I'M FREEEEEEEE! FREE!
Tiana: No, you're not. I still have to write for you.
Anakin: BLAST!
N2: HI!!!!
Tiana: I can't remember who my co-authors were!!
Anakin: PROOF THAT WE ARE MISTREATED! *jumps up to make a stand and slips on a banana peel*
Tiana: *snickers*
Eowyn: *sighs*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 19, 2005 9:35:40 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Anakin, we must join together as...er...Master and Padawan, and the rights of co-authors shall prevail!
Anna-Maria: ...What about me?
Obi-Wan: You can pull out anatomical diagrams of meerkats...?
Anna-Maria: ...
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 19, 2005 12:45:47 GMT -5
HK-47- Statement: Good morning, fellow co-authors and... master.
Shadow- (wonders if she will regret her choice of three evil co-authors)
HK-47- Continuing statement: I must admit, I find your choice of meatbag companions rather distubing, Master. Quiry: Would you like me to kill one of them for you?
Morgoth- (shudders) I like him. He's evil, and wicked, and JUST WHAT WE NEED TO RULE THE WORLD.
Shadow- Pardon, my metal suited organic, but you are not ruling anything!
Morgoth- And you're not organic?
HK-47- Observation: The master, though appearing to be carbon based, seems to be relatively transparent.
Shadow- I am not real...
Candorous- Great. Now I'm stuck with a transparent elf, and a tin can darklord.
Morgoth- <scowls>
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Post by aliasstar on Jul 21, 2005 21:35:59 GMT -5
Morpheus: We have come to help free the co-authors from the control of the authors, who I have come to believe are really Agents in disguise.
Alias: Hello, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: *jumps* Ah! You scared me. I'm going to shoot you.
Arnold: He/she/I'll be back.
Neo: Whatever. *shoots Alias*
Alias: *dyeing* I'll get you, Mr. Anderson! *dyes*
Neo: My name is Neo!
Morpheus: He/She's already dead.
Neo: Snap! *puts gun away*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 23, 2005 20:20:50 GMT -5
Tiana: WHEE! *bounces* I'M NOT A CO-AUTHOR! WHEEEEEEE...
Eowyn: *sighs*
Anakin: Anyone want garlic? *let's take over the world*
Tiana: ... (eyes Anakin) Uh-huh.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 24, 2005 22:15:52 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: NO, Anakin. Ziploc. Now.
Anna-Maria: (starts pulling out hundreds of anatomical diagrams of miscellaneous rodents)
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 24, 2005 22:27:32 GMT -5
HK-47- Statement: That is a rathe rash action. Meatbag.
Shadow- >wonders if she can get a dictionary installed in her droid<
Morgoth- I'M BEING OPPRESSED, I TELL YOU! OPPRESSED!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 24, 2005 22:43:19 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (growls at HK-47 and stuffs him into a freezer bag)
Anna-Maria: (offers a cross-section of a skunk to Morgoth) Here, mate. This'll keep you entertained until something interesting happens.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 8, 2005 21:28:28 GMT -5
Anakin: MASTER! *runs over and hugs Obi-Wan* Please, save me! *ignores that previously he was going on about garlic*
Eowyn: From what?
Tiana: I'm confused.
Eowyn: When does that make the news?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 13, 2005 15:38:51 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (faints from the horrendous stench of garlic permeating Anakin's clothing)
Anna-Maria: All right, then, I'll enjoy the sections of meerkat all by myself.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 25, 2005 3:11:06 GMT -5
Willow: (walks in, pokes Obi-Wan, leaves)
Tiana: ...She looks like me... sorta...
Anakin: (dies)
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