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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 23:32:23 GMT -5
Kate proceeded to duct-tape the screaming Wizard's mouth shut. "She knows! She knows who we are!"
"I KNOW that!" Denethor screamed back, making sure that his ysalamiri was firmly strapped to his back, as he regarded the fuming wizard. "These furry lizards were a good idea."
Kate beamed. "Well, I knew that she wouldn't be able to contact that cursed Padawan of her's, or those of the Pink Bus." Shouting as loudly as Jandalf had, and trying to sound as Jandalf-like as she could, Kate hollered back:
"DON'T BOTHER, TRINITY, I HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL!!!!!"
***
Eowyn sighed, as she thought over the many options. "Well, it seems that they MUST have a ysalamiri... I can't reach Jandalf through the Force!" As was typical when she was in a siduation when she wasn't exactly finding a siduation, she paniced, and went histarical. "AAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG! Must... breath... keep... breathing... yes... keep... breathing... heh... must... breathe..." The Padawan finally made herself calm down. "Well, obviously we won't have the Force to help us... that makes for a problem for myself, and Warious, seemingly..."
Anakin jumped into the bus. "And... so will I."
Tiana hugged him. "Yes, Anakin... that means that three of us will be lacking typical powers. However, Trinity, you don't have the Force, neither do you, Vancoriel... that gives us SOME advantage... because you won't know the different once we get into the Force-proof bubble..."
Haldir suddenly appeared in a loud poof, and Warious grinned happily. Eowyn nodded, happy about the way things seemed to be going. "I have my co-author... same with Warious. Okay... that'll get us back some leeway."
Trinity began to locate Jandalf in the Matrix computer. However, an incredibally loud scream made them all look in the direction of the West. "Jandalf HAS to be there!" Harry announced, until Vancoriel wacked him with 58 more socks. He then went back to cowering.
"Well," Eowyn continued. "Since we won't have the Force, we'll have to rely on other methods. I can't sense my master anymore... Warious won't be able to sense her either. We'll have to return to conventional methods..." She brought forth garlic, doomed candies, and other weapons of destruction. "Trinity, you get to run in with a gun, of course... be yourself... maybe get Agent Vader if he can handle the lack of the Force, and won't kill Haldir. Vancoriel... you can be freaky, and scare Kate into leaving Denethor on his own..." She grinned. "I think we might actually be able to pull this off!"
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Post by Trinity on Jul 11, 2004 14:00:38 GMT -5
*** Trinity
Trinity grinned as the weight of the gun sank into her palm. " Okay, I can get information from Tank on the situation of the building they have her in. You know, alarms, security, all that jazz that makes storming in and saving someone so fun! Maybe we can blow up the elevator..." she trailed off, thinking for a moment. " Nah, they aren't Agents, so that isn't necessary. And to keep this PG, I'll only load my gun with pink rubber stun bullets. They hurt like anything, but people live to see another day," she continued as she emptied the bullet chamber of all real bullets and proceeded to load it with the said pink rubber stun bullets. Suddenly, a scream echoed back to them. " DON'T BOTHER, TRINITY, I HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL!!!" it said, sounding like Jandalf. Trinity ar*ched her eyebrow doubtfully. " Rrriigghhhttt..." she said, as doubtfully as she looked. " Okay, I'll call Tank," she said, then lifted her cell phone to her chin. " Tank, I need some info..." she said, then glanced at the handgun. " Can I have a bigger gun, too?" she added.
*** Agent Vader
Agent Vader buzzed about New York city, quite sad with himself. Suddenly, down below him, he caught a glimpse of THE PINK BUS OF TERROR!!!! He swooped down low, knowing that Warious was on the bus and Haldir might be there too.
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 11, 2004 17:28:26 GMT -5
While Trinity was calling Tank, Haldir decided to hug Warious rather tightly. "Let...me..go...you...are. squishing...me." Warious gasped out. Haldir let go. "Sorry I missed you. By the way, Agent Vader's mad at me. I haven't a clue why though."
Agent Smith felt slightly disappointed that everyone had seemed to forgotten him so he spoke up. "I"m not force sensitive either. If you people were nicer to me I would help."
"Hey! That's right! Haldir isn't force sensitive either. And he remem-bered his sword along with his bow set." Warious realized. "And just because I'm force sensitive dosn't mean I can't use my lightsaber."
"Are you haveing ysalamiri trouble?" Haldir asked. "I thought Warious had, mohomffff."
Warious clamped a hand over her co-author/"boy friend's" mouth. " Don't tell them that you lurd elf!" Turning to everyone else..."Ignore him, he doesn't know what he's talking about." Warious smiled apologeticly.
Just then Agent Vader burst through the bus door. "YOU WILL DIE NOW POINTY EARED PERSON!"
Haldir hid behind Warious.
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Post by Trinity on Jul 11, 2004 19:58:20 GMT -5
Trinity hung up her phone as soon as Agent Vader barged into the bus. " What happened?" she asked sharply as she moved to stand in front of the enraged Dark lord. " He... he..." Agent Vader sputtered, so angry that he couldn't speak. " What did he do?" Trinity gently prompted him. " He destroyed all the Pepsi and Pepsi factories in the city!" Agent Vader finally exclaimed. Trinity looked at Haldir, who was cowering behind Warious, then back at Agent Vader. Trinity thought for a moment. It wouldn't go well if Agent Vader ended up Force strangling Haldir or something as equally bad and they could use his help... " Okay, calm down! Look, I have a liter of Pepsi stowed in an ice chest at the back of the bus. Promise me that you will join us in saving Jandalf and not hurt Haldir in the process, and you can have it," she bargained. Pepsi was Agent Vader's weakness, and she knew it very well. " We have an accord," Agent Vader answered. He and Trinity shook hands, and she went and got him his Pepsi. " Tank gave me the read outs on the building. There is a security guard on every other level, and cameras watching the main entrance doors and elevators. If one of us could get in and disable the cameras, we would then only have to deal with the security guards. If there are alarms set, Tank didn't know about them, which is possible. Anyone got any ideas?" she asked the rest of the group.
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 12, 2004 14:43:50 GMT -5
"I 've got an idea," Warious spoke up. "We could send in Martha Stewart and Hairy boy here to distract them. Then we send in our non-force senstitives to disable the alarms, cammeras and the ysalamiri. I tought H to kill them when Maul got strapped with one last month."
"I can take care of the Alarms and Cameras," Agent Smith said.
"And I can take care of the guards!" Vancoriel added.
"We should take a vote on it first," Warious continued. "Not everyone may like that idea and there is still the problem of taking out Deneth-bore and Kate to get Jandalf."
There was a large belch from the back of the bus. "Vader!" everyone yelled at the agent.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 12, 2004 18:14:48 GMT -5
"Ummmmm..." Eowyn thought for a moment, and suddenly came up with an idea. "That plan will work just fine... but first..." She reached through a random window, and pulled out Obi-Wan. "We'll send in Obi-Wan and Anakin to take out Kate and Denny-boy!" she exclaimed. "Well, great plan, or what?!"
Eowyn grinned for a moment. "Of course, there still is the problem of certain death risk involved and all that... Trinity, get a bigger gun..."
Pulling out garlic she jumped up. "We will not let Jandalf fall to the eviiiiiil torments and all that other non-PG stuff of the evil Kate and Deneother! Today, they will suffer the garlic!!!!!!"
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Post by Trinity on Jul 12, 2004 22:39:55 GMT -5
Trinity was practically jumping up and down in excitement at the thought of action. Besides, she had a bigger gun... So what it was only filled with hot pink rubber bullets? The guards might think it was blood when they exploded... " Look, they aren't going to just let us walk in there. Smith looks very business like, so he will probably be able to get in. But Vanacoriel can't take out all the guards at once," Trintiy paused, thinking it all through. " I can jack into the building through the Matrix and help Smith with the alarms and cameras. After that, I'll call back out to you and you all start slipping in as quietly as possible because if Kate and Denethor get wind of us, they're going to run and take Jandalf with them. Listen, there is a back entrance. Those of us who would be normally stopped going through the front can sneak in taht way. For Obi-wan and Anakin, we can get them suits and send them in that way, and I am sre that we can find otehr ways to smuggle in the rest of you. Sorry, Agent Vader, but there is no way we could possibly disguise you, so you go through the back. Now, when we get inside, we need to take out the other guards. Warious, Eowyn, Vanacoriel, can you guys take care of that? Like, make them pass out from the garlic?" Trinity asked, wanting to make sure the plan was good and solid.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 12, 2004 22:55:21 GMT -5
"Well...." Eowyn paused. "I had another thought, but ONLY if we really can trust Agent Smith here... After all, this is a gorverment building type thing."
Agent Smith nodded. "Miss Skywalker, are you doubting me already?"
"No, just your programming," Eowyn shot back. "Anyhow, we all know that Trinity, you are a 'wanted terrorist' in the Matrix, as of..." She glanced at her watch. "...three hours, and twenty-six minutes ago. As am I, for Agent Johnson never took highly to that pink dye in his whites load... heh. For that matter, as Haldir there just blew up many soft drink factories, that gives the three of us reason to be captured as dangerout people. Remember in Star Wars, when they went into the Death Star, Luke and Han pretended to be Stormtroopers, with Chewie as a captive. Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan look... very agent like at times. We can dress them up as agents, and let them and Agent Smith capture us. Then the others can sneak in when Haldir makes an escape attempt, to rejoin Warious. You see my plot here? Now, there is always the garlic as a back up plan, but one must realize that might backfire, and knock the rest of us out as well."
There was knowing nods from the others. "It's up to you, of course, Trinity," Eowyn added. "And the others."
Anakin jumped up and down happily. "I get to be an agent!"
***
Denethor and Kate conspired as they realized what was going on a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... or something of that accord, anyhow...
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Post by Trinity on Jul 12, 2004 23:15:00 GMT -5
" That plan is so great!" Trinity squealed, a little bit too excited for the circumstances. Agent Vader, having finished his soda, looked at her a bit oddly. " Oh, sorry..." she trailed off as all stared. Obi-wan was still very excited about getting to dress up as an Agent. " Okay, you two go into the McDonalds bathroom and put on these suits," Trinity said as she pulled two suits out of a trunk in the back of the bus. They left and went to do so as. " So, shiny silver bracelets, anyone?" she asked, holding up handcuffs (and fully knowing that they were so, as the bracelet thing was a joke). " We are using these, right? Unless you had a better form of bondage... But wait, we have to be able to get out of whatever is holding us," Trinity remembered as she looked at Eowyn.
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 13, 2004 7:56:25 GMT -5
Just then Warious held up a strange looking rope. " What is that?" Trinity asked. "It's a garlic vine, you know, like what you see in the supermarket? Maul gave this to me the othre day as a joke but It's easy to break and its loaded with garlic. You can tie people up with it and they will be able to break out easily." Haldir looked at his girlfriend skeptically. "I don't think that will work." "And why not?" Warious demanded. "It doesn't even look like rope!" "We can dye it! So what do you guys think?"
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jul 13, 2004 13:51:03 GMT -5
"YaY! So where are we going?" Vanacoriel, more than a little confused asked? Trinity looked at her in frustration.
"Well what ever your doing I'm coming to, you need people of intellegents of this sort of quest, messing, thingy.... " Still confused Vanacoriel rambled on wll the other looked into more important matters.
"Yes! Now who has the right coloured dye?" Eowyn asked. "I only have pink, and blue, and green dye."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 14, 2004 22:00:01 GMT -5
Obi-Wan adjusted his agent suit. "Right. So what exactly are Anakin and I supposed to do? Sure, the disguises look good...but...you know."
***
Meanwhile...
Kate and Denethor were becoming rather annoyed. Even though her mouth was covered in duct-tape, Jandalf kept making muffled cow noises and rolling her eyes ridiculously, making her eyebrows hop up and down faster than anyone had thought possible.
Suddenly Denethor smacked his head against the wall. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! FARAMIR!!"
The captain popped inside. "Yes, Father?"
"Take her inside to look at the goldfish or something! Just...ANYTHING!!!"
Somehow Jandalf made the noise of a platypus, which confused them all immensely, as we all know platypuses can make no sounds...this made Denethor smack his head against the wall repeatedly. "FARAMIR!! QUICKLY!!"
Faramir grumbled something about Boromir getting to go on all the quests while he had to haul around crazy wizards to go look at goldfish...but he complied anyway.
Kate looked out the window, completely unaware of the substantial plotting that was going on somewhere out there...
Jandalf giggled and made the sound of a mute ostrich.
"FARAMIR!!! NOW!!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 14, 2004 22:00:26 GMT -5
((credits go to Lindo for the idea of the platypus))
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 17, 2004 16:26:08 GMT -5
Behind the goldfish that Faramir was presently taking Jandalf to look at, there was a Shadow, clouding the eyes of all who looked there. And this Shadow's name was Shadow, a Dark Elf of the times of legend and myth. But there was reason for her to be there, hidden in the depths of a goldfish bowl-- no one knew how she fit inside of that dish-- and that was to annihilate Kate Bosworth. A mission had been set upon her by the Dark Lords of Middle-earth-- that was to take control over the Matrix. Killing Kate was just an on the side goal.
Yes, this Shadow was evil, with Shadowy goals, and Shadowy means to achieve them.
So in the gloom of the goldfish bowl she waited for the opportune moment to kill Kate, and take back what was rightfully hers, the cursed Aztex gold pendent that this Kate had stolen...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 18, 2004 16:55:43 GMT -5
Faramir unceremoniously dumped Jandalf by the goldfish bowl. "Sorry about all this. Dad's been rather peeved lately." He exited the room.
Jandalf sighed, and began to eat the small strip of cloth that was gagging her. It tasted pretty good, surprisingly, and within a short amount of time she had swallowed the last of it.
"Ahhh," she said, satisfied. "Now. About these ropes...hmm..." She squinted at the fishbowl. Oddly enough, the water appeared to be somewhat dark and murky...and she felt a shadowy presence. Not with her Jedi senses, of course, since those were blocked off by the ysalamiri...but Kate and Denny-boy had forgotten about her wizard abilities in all the fuss.
"Hey," she said softly to the bowl. "Little help?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 17:14:05 GMT -5
Shadow was slightly startled by the voice coming from beyond, but, peering closer, came to the grounds that the one speaking to her was a Jedi. That gave this one cause to notice her, though with the effects of the ysalamiri, that wasn't a decent explanation either. "You wish help?" she hissed, her voice coming out rather incoherently due to the fact that she was under water.
Shadow forced herself out of the fish bowl, and wondered how she had fit in there anyhow, as she got stuck halfway, and turned into her non-Shadow form. Coughing out water, Shadow spoke to the newcomer. "I believe that you wish more than a little help, Jedi-- as the effects of the ysalamiri are not pleasing to any of your kind, I should think. However, I can help you-- you know that-- but it is whether I will help you. Such help is a danger to my life, and cover, not that hiding in a fish bowl is very wise cover." She snorted. "I will kill Morgoth next time I see that Dark Lord for suggesting such as foolish idea."
Shadow stopped talking to herself, and concentrated on wedging herself from the fish bowl. "If you stay still for a moment, I'll take care of those ropes..." Quickly, Shadow untied the Wizard, and twisted the ropes into a small bundle. "Good enough help?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 19, 2004 20:17:24 GMT -5
Jandalf stretched luxuriously. "Very nice. Now we'll have to see about me returning the favor to you, somehow. Uh...pardon for asking...but what exactly are you?"
Any possible answer on Shadow's part was interrupted by Faramir coming back into the room...he stopped short at the unexpected sight of a freed Jandalf and a stranger. His eyes widened--
" Don't make a sound," Jandalf warned him. "Or I'll make a platypus noise again. And stay in that corner over there."
Faramir nodded dumbly, shuffling over to the corner.
"Okay," said Jandalf, turning back to Shadow. "Now you can tell me what you are."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 19, 2004 23:10:58 GMT -5
Eowyn stuck her hands on her hips. "Well, does ANYONE have the right color of dye?! We can't stay here all day!!!! People are DYING, captain... heh... oops." Eowyn then went silent.
Turning to his master, Anakin piped up, "Master, we are going in dressed up as agents using Trinity, Eowyn, and them as bait, so that we can save Jandalf, and capture Kate and Denethor, both of whom are evil indeed." The Padawa grinned. "So, are you still eager to dress up as an Agent to save your sweet heart?"
Eowyn and Anakin made kissy faces. "Obi-Wan and Jandalf. OooooOOOOoooo..."
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 20, 2004 7:27:49 GMT -5
"We could always just go to this store and buy some dye." Trinity suggested. "I'll get some," Warious replied taking off with her elf behind her. Once outside, Darth Warious felt a strange presence. She could sense it with her othre abilities. ((See Hope and Pain)) It was a darkened presence... "How's this color Warious?" Haldir asked interupting her thoughts. "I highly doubt blood red dye is going to convince anyone H." Warious grabbed a brown dye and headed for the checkout to pay for it. "Brown is the color needed for a rope. At least it will be convincing I hope." "But they are planning on tying me up. I want a color that I like!" Haldir complained. "Look lembas head, a REAL Agent doesn't care what color you like or what you want so live with it!" Warious and Haldir headed back to the bus.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 20, 2004 15:35:19 GMT -5
Shadow shrugged. "What am I? That is a question that is hard to answer, for one such as myself, though easier to answer than who I am. I am a Dark Elf of Middle-earth, turned Sith by the Emperor, and slightly cursed on the side. And, if you'll pardon my actions, Jedi--"
She walked over to Faramir over in the corner, and stared him in the eye-- waved her hand. "You will stay there in the corner until the time comes." She moved her hand again, and he sat down dully. Returning to the freed Jandalf, she looked straight at the Jedi. "Magic is not within the Force-bubbles of the ysalamiri, as you will note. I am called Shadow by most, in answer to the unasked question-- might I ask your name?"
Shadow reached into her posket, and removed the gold fish, which had gotten caught within there during her attempted to wedge herself out. Even though she was fairly slender, her height made the fit rather tight-- the Dark Elf found herself wondering how the fish had gotten into her pocket. "Interesting what gets in your pockets," she commented, sticking them back into the bowl-- the water level having receeded a rather great deal since her mass had displaced it with the change back into elven form.
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