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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jan 26, 2005 17:07:06 GMT -5
Jandalf: (only snickers)
Anna-Maria: But...I was mostly KIDDING...
Jandalf: Heh...too late...heh heh heh...
Anna-Maria: ...Well...I suppose I'd just better go get another crane, then, while the lawsuits fly. (trudges off despondently)
Jandalf: (still snickering)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jan 27, 2005 1:43:30 GMT -5
Eowyn: YES! I FINALLY HAVE PRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! *starts yelling in Lawyer-speak*
Tiana: PLEASE don't turn politiction NEXT...
Eowyn: Oh, good plan.....
Tiana: *hides in a medal pole*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jan 29, 2005 22:56:29 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (suddenly wakes up) AAAAHHHHH!!! NO!!! NO POLITICIANS!!!!
Jandalf: Not even my Padawan?
Obi-Wan: THEY'RE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!!!
Jandalf: (blinks) ...Not even my—<br> Obi-Wan: ONCE YOU START DOWN THE PARLIAMENTARY PATH, FOREVER WILL IT DOMINATE YOUR DESTINY—<br> Jandalf: As it did Chretien's apprentice?
Obi-Wan: Erm...why not.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jan 30, 2005 1:51:56 GMT -5
Tiana: *was very bothered by that ourburst*
Eowyn: I'LL SUUUUUUUUUUE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Tiana: Okay, THAT'S IT... *whips signs out of window that say Tiana for Prime Minister*
Anakin: What party are you running for?
Tiana: ...my own party. The Green party.
Eowyn: There's already a Green Party. They'll sue you.
Tiana: *sighs* The Jedi Party, then. AND I DON'T CARE WHETHER IT'LL DOMINATE MY DESTINY. I'm trustable, right, Master?
Anakin: We're gonna die...
Tiana: I wonder if I can take over the Liberal and Conservative parties without them knowing, and then rule Canada as supreme Dictator...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 31, 2005 11:37:35 GMT -5
Maeg: Ready everybody? One.. Two.. Three... Maeg, Fig and Far: IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Maeg: Hee hee. I'd vote for you if I was a Canadian, Tiana. You'd make a swell prime minister.
Fig: Yeah. The entire country would to to heck in a handbag.
Maeg: FIGWIT! Be nice!
Fig:Well, it would! The only thing worse would be if YOU were elected to a governmental office, Maeg! THAT would be a sad, sad day for humanity.
Far: DO YOU PEOPLE MIND!? Some of us are trying to OPERATE over here!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jan 31, 2005 13:19:40 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (hides under his wig, muttering something about the galaxy coming to an end as he knows it)
Jandalf: Of course you're trustworthy, Padawan. Obi-Wan here just seems to have a CHRONIC PROBLEM with politicians. (glares at him for a moment)
Obi-Wan: (frantically) Didn't you hear a word she just said? She's plotting to reign supreme!!
Anna-Maria: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! How can one properly use a scalpel WITH SO MUCH NOISE??!!??
Jandalf: Ergh. Fine. Well, I'M voting for my Padawan because I know she won't go all Gestapo on ME, at least.
Obi-Wan: THIS IS A MISTAKE...SOMEDAY YOU'LL REALISE I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG—<br> Jandalf: (bashes him on the head with a rubber chicken)
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Post by Cy Otauna on Feb 1, 2005 16:16:35 GMT -5
Luke: well I'm back...looks like they're plotting to take over the world or something. Business as usual.
Cy: that's another board actually, I think...muahaha...NINTENDO IS MINE!!!!
twin#1: this place is...very strange. twin#2: yes it is.
Cy: muahaha...*continues evil cackle*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 6, 2005 22:40:47 GMT -5
Tiana: *whips up signs that read Vote for the Pole Party*
Anakin: Pole party?
Tiana: *snickers* Ask Jether and Adrienne... really. No, Master, I'll be nice to you... *smiles sweetly* WhyEVER would I go all powerful on you? I mean, you TRAINED me, didn't you...?
Eowyn: *wails* THE GALAXY AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! I SHALL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH...
Anakin: *mutters under green garments that no one's allowed to opterate in piece* Oh, look, the Lard has Water on the Knee...
Board: BUZZ.
PG Faerie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KILLING LARD IS NOT PG...
Tiana: YOU'RE DEAD... oh well. VOTE FOR ME!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 7, 2005 2:23:41 GMT -5
Tiana: Heh heh heh... *points at signature*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 7, 2005 14:45:01 GMT -5
Jandalf: Erm. What the heck. VOTE FOR MY PADAWAN!!!
Obi-Wan: NOOOOOOOO—<br> Jandalf: (smacks him with the rubber chicken again) Didn't I tell you to be quiet?
Obi-Wan: But she's going to—<br> Jandalf: (deals him another chickeny blow) Quiet!!!
Jether: Hi, everyone, I'm the new guest speaker...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 10, 2005 3:59:11 GMT -5
Tiana: *stares for one moment, and keels over*
Anakin: Hey, you're not suppose to be here! She's my girlfriend here!!!!
Eowyn: *decks him*
Anakin: WHAT'D I SAY...
Tiana: *sits up, in pain* I want teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Eowyn: *drags Anakin into a corner* You're MY boyfriend. POSSESIVE! MINE! I should sue you for that...
Anakin: *sulks* Well...
Eowyn: *Slaps him* MINE!
Tiana: ...great, now we get the duel of the fates... OH, JETHER, HONEY... WHEREEVER DID YOU PUT MY NOT-QUITE-HOT-MINT-TEA...??
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Post by Cy Otauna on Feb 10, 2005 20:15:14 GMT -5
Cy: DUEL OF THE FATES! It is your destiny...muahaha....
Luke: *ponders whether or not to feel sorry for Anakin*
Cy: hey, if he had had the helmet on it would have just gone clunck and all would be well.
Luke: ...NO DARK SIDE INFLUENCE!!
Cy: o right....*steals twin's sunglasses* look, they're on the sig now, so maybe we can figure out once and for all which is which...
twin#1: we are we. twin#2: yes we are.
Cy: wow that was..confusing...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 12, 2005 20:11:46 GMT -5
Jether: Uh...tea...right... (runs off to get the tea) I'M COMING, PRECIOUS...
Jandalf: (gags)
Jether: What?
Jandalf: (waves the rubber chicken around threateningly, nearly laying Obi-Wan flat again)
Obi-Wan: (ducks) Watch it!
Jandalf: Watch what? This? (deals him another blow)
Obi-Wan: YOWCH!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 16, 2005 22:51:17 GMT -5
Tiana: *glowers at Anakin* How come YOU never called me precious?!
Anakin: Because... you're not... *ducks blow, and runs to hide behind Luke* SON, SAVE ME!
Eowyn: *mutters about annoying pet names*
Tiana: You know, honey, you're really going to have to find some way to get me tea one of these days without...
N2: A loud atomic boom is heard.
Tiana: *winces* Without the narrator doing that.
Eowyn: Hey, it's illegal to plot world domination! I CAN START A NEW CASE! Oh, TIANA, DEARIE...
Tiana: *has a bad feeling about this* MASTER, SAVE ME!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 20, 2005 21:30:50 GMT -5
Jandalf: (stops flailing the rubber chicken for a moment) Errrrr? I'M COMING, PADAWAN!! PH34R NOT!!! (rushes over) What's the matter?
Jether: (runs up with the tea but trips over a mysteriously appearing foot... *coughANAKINcough* ...and spills the tea everywhere) GAHHH!!! NO!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 22, 2005 16:47:47 GMT -5
Tiana: *yells* EOWYN'S TRYING TO GET ME INTO A COURT CASE, MASTER! SHE'S TRYING TO ARREST ME! SAVE ME! *wails* I'M GOING TO DIE!
Eowyn: *sighs*
Anakin: OW! Get off my foot, or I'll cut your hand off again!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Feb 22, 2005 18:44:19 GMT -5
Cy: PSEUDO MASTER! NOOOOOO!!!!
Luke: precious? Eeeww....NO CUTTING OFF OF HANDS!
Cy: calm thyselves!
twins: *activate lightsabers*
Cy: WO'HAH! That's a serious case of CanonCrossing right there...but i like it...*tips head sideways, causing the projectile flying through the air to narrowly miss and splat in a corner somewhere*
Luke: but it's ALL a corner...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 23, 2005 19:19:23 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: C-canon crossing? (faints)
Jether: NOOOOO!!! (clutches his hand protectively but realises his other one is then vulnerable and clutches that one, then he sees the first is now unprotected...)
Jandalf: (shakes her head)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 24, 2005 1:55:08 GMT -5
Tiana: LOOK! I HAVE A WEIRD L33T NAME THAT I'LL GET TIRED OF IN ABOUT THREE DAYS... enough time to get home again. OR 4... OR... something... confused...
Eowyn: RULE THE WORLD!
Tiana: Who turned you into a politictian anyway?
Eowyn: I'm the laywer.
Tiana: What-ever.
Eowyn: *blinks*
Tiana: Like, you're so totally losing it...
Eowyn: *slaps her*
Tiana: *blinks* What just happened? Ooohh... IT'S A CUTE GUY!!! *hugs Jether*
Eowyn: Whatever's just gotten into her, I really hope it leaves soon... OH, ANAKIN!!! I NEED TO SUE SOMEONE...
Anakin: *looks about nervously*
Eowyn: *eyes light on Obi-Wan* Hah hah hah HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Anakin: *moves away quickly*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Feb 24, 2005 11:45:26 GMT -5
Faramir: *taps vital signs machine, which seems to have gone still.* Uh oh. *looks for a place to hide Lard's body.* Hey, are any of the floorboards loose? No real reason for asking, heh heh.
Fig: Oh great, Eowyn's gone lawsuit-happy.
Maeg: *sings* A lawsuit, when I'm goin' to court A black suit, when I'm gettin' divorced, A white suit, at the funeral home In my birthday suit when I'm home alone Talkin' on the phone, got an interview With the Rollin' Stone...
Fig: NO SINGING! You don't even like that song!
Maeg: Oh yeah...
Far:*using a shovel to dig the vending machine out of Lard*
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