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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 28, 2004 18:43:06 GMT -5
Heehee.
I've got an idea, Thor! Maybe I can go to Norway and you can teach me Norwegian, and then we can go down into France, split up to cover more ground, and PUMMEL THEM WITH NORWEGIAN!! Wheee!!! Sounds like a good vacation to moi.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 28, 2004 23:30:27 GMT -5
May I join you *eyes thorongils shovel*? I would..erm.. love to DISTROY FRENCH!!!!!!!! I actully don't like the people, they are kind of sleezy to tourists which isn't nice. is it precious. No its not. Now comes the day when Norway, shapes the fortunes of all. *snark* oooh boy.
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 29, 2004 6:57:56 GMT -5
That sounds cool! We could dress up in helmets and armor and pretend we're Vikings coming to invade them. Too bad my swords are of the wrong kind.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 29, 2004 15:45:57 GMT -5
YAY!! I'VE GOT SOME SCANDINAVIAN BLOOD!! We can carve a cool ship and INVADE...heh heh.
(mutters something and digs about in her desk) I had a Viking poem I made last year...hmm...well, some of it goes like this, as I remember:
I'm a Viking! I do vat Vikings do! And vhen I'm finished Vikinging I sleep the whole day through!
When I'm finished rowing, I'm in the mood for food So then ve gather 'round the pot and have my first mate stewed!
I'm a Viking! I sing like Vikings sing! And you can hear my Viking voice from Oslo to Beijing!
I can't remember the rest...sigh. Oh, well. Maybe I'll dig it up someday...
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Post by Trinity on Sept 29, 2004 18:54:13 GMT -5
Wow, Thor, you have SWORDS?! I mean, people actually trust you with pointy objects? Lucky...
*falls over laughing hysterically* Jandalf, that poem is AWESOME!!!! Can I help you all invade France? Pretty PLEASE?!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Sept 29, 2004 19:35:30 GMT -5
Bleh. I'd rather stay the heck out of France, thank you very much. My mom says the French part in me is where I get my bad attitude....
And, I say, why learn French (or Spanish, for that matter) when you could be learing Elvish!! Even Grelvish is better than French....
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Ariane Neqayr
Sithly Elf
..what lies beyond the truth...?
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Post by Ariane Neqayr on Sept 29, 2004 22:36:33 GMT -5
Elvish, or Huttese. I say, the best thing about other langauges is learning to insult people in them. I never liked other languages, I will take English any day. Well, English and Pig Latin.
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 30, 2004 1:49:35 GMT -5
Nice poem, but drop the accent. And my swords aren't sharp. They are pointy though. And just so you know, I'm a very responsible person! : Yeah right. And I'm a hobbit! Thor: Be careful about what you say. It may come true. : I don't think s...*poof* : What happened? Hey! Turn me back now!
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Sept 30, 2004 9:33:10 GMT -5
I like French, but not nearly as much as Spanish. Spanish is just... I don't know, easy. I'm only a freshie and I'm nearly fluent. *sheepish grin*
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Post by Trinity on Sept 30, 2004 12:38:25 GMT -5
I tried Spanish on video (because I'm homeschooled) and something didn't quite click...
I was joking, Thor. I just don't trust MYSELF with pointy objects. Or fire. I can be a quite a clutz if I put my mind to it...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 30, 2004 15:05:01 GMT -5
Actually, Thor, the accent was meant to represent me...not a hapless Norwegian who can actually speak English just fine. Heh. But I can remove it.
YAY!! WE SHALL INVADE FRANCE WITH OUR POINTY STICKS AND PYROMANIA!! Or phobia. Whatever.
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Padawan Learner
That's the last time I try mixing Tide and Orange Juice to get the stains out of my robes! Phnargh..
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Post by X-Smasher 7 on Oct 5, 2004 8:12:20 GMT -5
Er... why are we talking about France?
MUST... CHANGE... SUBJECT! Um.. er..
Antarctica!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 6, 2004 15:54:14 GMT -5
(blinks) Okay...we can invade Antarctica first and establish a base of operations there. That should be all right, because our group is really comprised of Norwegians and Canadians. Heh. Antarctica should be rather easy to take over, as it's...um...relatively uninhabited. But we can use frozen penguins as target practice. NOT live ones...just frozen ones.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Oct 7, 2004 17:19:52 GMT -5
If you must plan world domination, do it in another thread.
Erk...
Shadow: EOWYN SKYWALKER, GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER!
*pouts*
Shadow: I MEAN it, Eowyn... I'll... I'll... I'LL TELL THEM YOUR REAL NAME, AND YOUR BIGGEST SECRETS!
Eowyn: *blinks* Fine, fine...
Shadow: Uh... somehow Eowyn was on my user name. That's the last time she goes on my computer...
Morgoth: /is too busy on evil sites to comment/
Shadow: [layers voice with enchantment] You will not go on sites like... MORGOTH! HOW COULD YOU?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!
Morgoth: Erk. /hides site/
Shadow: [slaps him really, really hard.] CURSE YOU DARK LORDS!!!!!!!
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 7, 2004 17:44:38 GMT -5
That's Norwegian and Canadians Jandalf.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 7, 2004 20:00:21 GMT -5
Yeah, well...you can bring some friends, right, Thor?
(hides behind dictionary and clears throat loudly) Er, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO MIDDLE-EARTH!! Heh heh. How's that for staying on topic?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 7, 2004 20:07:17 GMT -5
Heh... Shadow doesn't like my typing over her shoulder, for some odd reason...
Why are you behind that dictionary, Master?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 8, 2004 15:15:08 GMT -5
(puts dictionary away as she senses the threat is clear) Ohhhhhhhh...no reason.
I have to go check who our newest member is again. Sigh.
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X-Smasher 7
Padawan Learner
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Post by X-Smasher 7 on Oct 21, 2004 17:35:30 GMT -5
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 13, 2004 13:45:16 GMT -5
Reviving all threads. Reving all threads. Over. Clear! Zap-boint-zabang-pop KAVAMM™!!! Ooopp! Ooo, Lizards!! Drinks all around! *hides from Jethine*
*Eowyn: Or... more... Jethine hides. Heehee. Sorry. Everyone, be clueless.*
Adrienne: QUITE STEALING THE KEYBOARD FROM MEE!!!!!!! ARG! (Um, Jandalf, Eowyn's planning to dye her hair pink and spike it... *coughpunkcough* Hellpp...
Eowyn: Heeeyyyy... I was just commenting that I SHOULD. I take the punk comments worse than the height things... I'M NOT A PUNK! Sheesh! *breathes harshly-Vader-like* I HATE being called that... must...stay...lightside... no, don't ask if you aren't Jandalf. Heehee.)
Adriene: Punk punk punk punk punk punk punk! Hey!! What? *inocent eyes* *quickly posts*
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