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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 13, 2004 17:20:31 GMT -5
*is clueless*
I like antartica. why would we use pengiuns as target practice? we can take over the world in a non-violent fashion, by threatening them with my newest ...erm...thingy!!! The RINGO DEATH STARR!!!
FEAR IT!! PH33R it! DO BOTH!! ROAWR!!!
Mk, so I'd like to call a meeting for those who fish erm.. wish to take over the world. First order on the ...meeting plan thingy is : World Domination. Shall we start with Antartica and then move up through Africa and Australia, and take over Europe and Asia? Then we can tackle South America, I think our only challange will be North America... actully, perhaps only... the Southern States, but once they see the Ringo Death Starr, there will be no resistance. And then everyone will speak English. Norwegian and FRENCH!! Just Joking, pulling ze 'ow do you say it? ze leg? oui. haha I am tres Funny. I mean Elvish and Huttese and perhaps.. some Gaelic? Or... Japanese? No... Just English and Norwegian for now.
Second item on the list is Milk. Wait... that's my grocery list. Second Item is Frozed Pengiuns. Anyone have anything to about Frozen Penguins? Non? C'est Bon! (hehe more french)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 13, 2004 18:28:41 GMT -5
Oui...c'est bon. Heh heh heh. BUT WHAT ABOUT ITALIAN (my recent fetish, though I know absolutely NO Italian whatsoever, and whatever I do come up with is thanks to the help of an online dictionary, so it probably is in error...)??!!!?!!?!?!?! WE CANNOT TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITHOUT ITALY!! I have temporarily changed my screenname to make a point...heh heh heh. ANOTHER TREND!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 13, 2004 22:27:43 GMT -5
*whistles* that's interesting. I suppose we could pull a little italian into our lives. or we could not. it all depends on.... weather or not the white shores are indeed calling. of course we could always just turn of our brains. which wouldn't be ..... the smartest thing to do.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Nov 14, 2004 13:54:12 GMT -5
but you CAN'T take over the world! what about the rest of the galaxy?! how will the normal people surive?!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Nov 14, 2004 14:44:05 GMT -5
Hey, if the normal people would just become un-normal, then we wouldn't have to worry about taking over the world, would we? Huh? HUH?
You'll have to fight for Montana..... and Texas. They all have guns.....
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Nov 15, 2004 8:05:55 GMT -5
Be afraid... be very afraid...
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Post by Thorongil on Nov 15, 2004 15:49:05 GMT -5
I just thought of something. Yes, it's true, I can think. On this site, we're all normal. Because the definition of normal is the average of everyone, and since we're all insane, insane is normal.
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Post by Diaphanous Mists on Nov 15, 2004 18:29:08 GMT -5
th3n i am not norm4l?
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Post by Thorongil on Nov 16, 2004 6:07:06 GMT -5
Aren't you insane?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 18, 2004 16:33:55 GMT -5
Well, you seem to fit in well enough here, D. Mists.
(smacks forehead) Darn it all. Why does it have to be so difficult to take over the world? Argh. There MUST be an easier way.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 18, 2004 21:07:08 GMT -5
oh but there is. we simply crahs the economy in every contry except, well no including our own, then somehow preduce billions and rule the world cuz no one else will have money. DUH. it's like to obvious. Daddy will by me the economy and maybe the carribean well he's at it. *snicker* i wish.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 19, 2004 16:11:05 GMT -5
Heh. Then my dad can take over TSX and rake in millions for funding. But seriously...I like the idea of stealing everyone's socks and therefore making them listen to us. That's pretty simple.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 19, 2004 17:44:44 GMT -5
me too, socks are like, the essence of life. they are the most important of all clothing cuz you can't live with out them. you can't go to work with out socks. you can go with out everything else... not socks though. COWER BEFORE US WORLD> WE HAVE YOUR SOCKS
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 20, 2004 12:47:08 GMT -5
Hmm. What do we do about the people in the temperate zones who don't wear socks, though?
...Maybe we could give free socks to EVERYONE in the world, and then, one day...WE TAKE THEM AWAY!! THEY MUST OBEY US!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! GENIUS, I TELL YOU!!
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jan 31, 2005 20:48:28 GMT -5
Yes!!! POWEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then we can set up Gollum as the dictator-for-life, right? *thinks about what she just wrote* Ummm.... never mind. Gollum: Rats. The mindtrick wore off... WHAT! I am unsuseptable to mindtricks!!! You can't control a free brain! Gollum: I suppose if one had a brain then... ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING?? Gollum: Um... nooooo... That's it. No more fish for you for a week. Gollum: *wines* Watch it or you'll turn turn into a Skywalker. Gollum: *mutters* I'd rather hug a Hutt... EWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Post by Eowyn the Offline on Jan 31, 2005 20:59:24 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOUCH MY SOCKS, AND YOU WILL SUFFER! SUFFER, I TELL YOU, SUFFER! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUFEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
*wails*
And don't you insult us Skywalkers either! *sticks out tongue*
...unless I'm fated to be a Kenobi... at this rate... *grins at Jether* MWHAHA...
Master, if you read this, yes, I will be on a bit later... but I'm really not suppose to be on NOW...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jan 31, 2005 21:08:34 GMT -5
Oh, I SEE, my Offline Padawan. (grins) Heehee. And don't worry. We'll only steal the sane people's socks. Everyone who is a participating member of Middle-earth here should have at least a part of the world to themselves. I CLAIM FIJI AND NEW ZEALAND...and NASA. (snickers)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jan 31, 2005 22:11:10 GMT -5
You can have NASA if I can have Microsoft. BWAHAHAH!!! And perhaps Vatican City. and maybe the Luvre. oooh AND England. That's all i need. I want the popes socks. Do you think he wears nikes?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 1, 2005 2:46:57 GMT -5
I claim THE WORLD! I AM DOMINATOR! MWHAHAHAHA... eh, sorry. But really, who's better to lead the world than the GIRL WHO GOT 3 SECONDS HIGH SCORE ON MINESWEEPER?! MWHAHAHA! I screened it... I actually got two seconds once, but I didn't screen it and my computer crashed a few days later... *pout* LONG LIVE ME! And, if I can't be the dictator, I'll claim Alberta and Australia. And... Wal-mart. *grins evilly*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 1, 2005 13:06:11 GMT -5
BLEAH. Wal-Mart's ALLLLLL yours. (makes face) And I don't care who takes which countries, so long as I get Fiji and New Zealand. Perhaps I'll move the NASA base to New Zealand...hmmmm. And then once we're all established, we can set up an economy. (grins) Maybe I should start a "Taking over the World" thread under Random topics...and then make a list of who has which countries...heh heh. (scurries off)
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