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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 8, 2004 18:00:32 GMT -5
Veeeerrrry true, Burzromeniel...perhaps I shall make a Star Wars good advice game.
Well, my Padawan, the answer is simple: Why are you using mine?
Snrk.
ALWAYS KEEP ON YOUR ELVEN CLOAKS--THEY TEND TO COME IN HANDY
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 10, 2004 19:38:03 GMT -5
NEVER KISS AN URUK-HAI! I'M SERIOUS. It is totaly a gross idea.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 23:08:55 GMT -5
NEVER STEAL A WIZARD'S COLOR![/color][/b]
For that matter, don't steal anything from a Wizard...
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 11, 2004 19:48:12 GMT -5
Never let people hear you breathe!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 11, 2004 20:15:23 GMT -5
DON'T SPEAK BLACK SPEECH IN RIVENDELL!!![/color]
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 17, 2004 14:36:27 GMT -5
NEVER WATCH THE HIDDEN CLIP WITHIN THE SPECIAL EDITION DVD OF FOTC!!!
'Tis disturbing in the EXTREME...
MTV. Must I say more?
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 26, 2004 16:48:47 GMT -5
*shudders* Very. However, the hidden trailer of TTT is alright... that special feature should be rated R, and banned for ruining Tolkien worse than any spoof I've seen-- well, beyond those secret diarys-- yah, THOSE ones.
DON'T THROW LEMBAS IN A LAKE...[/color]
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 26, 2004 17:50:32 GMT -5
Yeah, I liked the TT one...I laughed so hard when Gollum started dissing the "stupid bucket of golden popcorn". Heeheehee...
DON'T WEAR A BLACK COAT, USURP THE GONDORIAN THRONE, AND STAND NEXT TO A DEAD WIZARD WITH A STAFF!!!
A little specific...but it's still hazardous to one's health and consciousness. Heehee.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 1:46:45 GMT -5
*clueless Padawan* I have no clue what you are talking about.
DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF A BALROG, ON THE BRIDGE OF KAZAD-DUM, AND TELL HIM/IT/HER THAT HE/IT/SHE CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER![/color]
And that is directed to Gandalf AND Jandalf-- I cannot believe my master is stupid enough to do that still...
I think we have spesific colors now... snrk.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 27, 2004 10:22:40 GMT -5
DO NOT kiss Anikin in front of Eowyn Skywalker![ and now I think I'm going to die!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 16:33:39 GMT -5
Uhh, I hate to break it to you, dear Darth Aragorn (he is going to kill me now...), but this is LotR advice... not Middle-earthian advice... but don't kiss Ani anyhow...
DON'T GET RANGERS ANGRY![/color]
Seriously!
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 27, 2004 17:25:22 GMT -5
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 29, 2004 15:06:31 GMT -5
Don't put your face in sight of a hobbit with an apple!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 29, 2004 16:13:54 GMT -5
DON'T LISTEN TO WIZARDS, THEY'LL ONLY STICK YOU ON A QUEST THAT WILL NEARLY KILL YOU...
Neither will I, dear master. *eats garlic*
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 29, 2004 21:08:50 GMT -5
PUT AWAY THAT GARLIC, PADAWAN!!!
DON'T ASSIGN QUESTS TO IGNORANT HOBBITS UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST USE THEM AS A LAST RESORT!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 29, 2004 23:41:28 GMT -5
MAKE ME! *probably was not a very good comeback, but it was all I could think of...*
DON'T TAKE A WIZARD WITH YOU, THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST GET YOU KILLED...[/color]
Ignore all this, anyone who doesn't know Jandalf or I very well, but it is good advice...
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 30, 2004 0:40:04 GMT -5
What's wrong with garlic? Garlic tastes good!
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Post by Trinity on Jul 30, 2004 11:22:44 GMT -5
He has obviously never read Paint Wars... *throws garlic at Agent Vader* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DON'T DROP YOUR SWORD IN FRONT OF A RINGWRAITH!!!!
Don't know if someone already did that one, apologies if they did!
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 30, 2004 12:33:04 GMT -5
I read some of it, but it was too much insanity for one dose. I'll read the rest when I recover.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 30, 2004 18:19:17 GMT -5
Figured I'd check this board out, as I hadn't yet.... *whistles*
Don't ever trust talking Jewelry. Even if it is shiny and powerful.
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